I apologise deeply, but I have yet to include the text and pictures for this short, classic tale.  Or, rather : my own internal censor is still mulling them over.      They will be arriving shortly.

In any case, unless you are the same age as my grandson Cameron, you are liable to be deeply offended by it.

It includes as a major character my friend Dr. Horatio Beaker, together with the most terrible monster ever devised in fiction, and the Doctor’s own invented (and highly secret) weapon ― which is sovereign against all monsters ― namely, an aerosol called Bottismel.  

So you can see you are liable neither to like nor approve of it , even though it has already received the thumbs-up from its target readership.

With love and best wishes,  Martin Woodhouse